RAISING HELL ABOUT THE SATAN SHOES
By Akin Ojumu The Satan Shoes hit the market yesterday, Monday, March 29, 2021, with only 666 pairs made available for sale. Despite an eye-popping sticker price of $1,018 per pair, the entire 666 pairs were all immediately sold out within a few short minutes after being on the market. With a design modeled after the Nike’s trademark Air Max 97 design, the Satan Shoes are said to contain a drop of human blood in the sole. They are decorated with a pentagram and a reference to Luke 10:18, a Bible verse that says, “…I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven…,”and the shoe box has ghoulish figures emblazoned both on the inside and outside of the box. As to be expected, the release of the Satan Shoes has triggered the righteously indignant bedfellows. Like hungry dogs thrown a bone, the culture warriors and the professional victims are all out, pitchfork in hand, tripping over themselves trying to outduel one another in how high a hell each person can raise against such profound effront