HOORAY!!! IT’S TWO DAYS TO THE RAPTURE

By Akin Ojumu

One of the most highly classified spiritual information that you’d find is the day and hour of the Rapture. It’s such a closely guarded super sensitive secret with a clearance level that reaches to the heights of the Hills of Heaven that it’s only the First Person of the Trinity, who is read in on the secret.

Matthew 24:36

“But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.”

But guess what? The most anointed “prophet” Joshua from South Africa has laid his hands on the Top-Secret Information. Even though the Bible explicitly tells us that no one knows the day or the hour, not even the Lord Jesus Christ himself or the Holy Spirit but only the Father, “prophet” Joshua from South Africa says that the rapture would definitely occur on the 23rd of September. 

How exactly did “prophet” Joshua come into possession of this highly classified information? Well, the same way all heavily anointed people like him get access to secret information unavailable to and unattainable by regular folks like the rest of us. It was revealed to “prophet” Joshua by the Lord Jesus Christ Himself on a fateful day in 2018 when He, all of a sudden, walked into his room. And he warns us to pay attention to his claims because they would not fall to the ground. 

Who cares what the Bible says when there are men such as “prophet” Joshua who receive direct downloads straight from the Throne Room of Heaven. The words of anointed men of God like “prophet” Joshua certainly carry more weight that what’s written in the Bible, a Book complied more than two thousand years ago. To take what the Bible says over and above what these powerfully anointed men tell you will be a grave mistake.

So, regardless of the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ Himself has told us that He does not know the day or the hour of His return, who am I to refute the dream and vision of an anointed man of God? Even though in my usual cynicism and skepticism, I’m thinking our dear “prophet” Joshua is in need of urgent psychiatric intervention considering he is hearing voices and seeing things, which are classic signs and symptoms of schizophrenic disorder, I dare not question the sanity of the powerful “prophet” of our time by saying our “prophet” has gone mad again.

Consequently, here’s my advice to you who is reading this. In preparation for next week’s Rapture, remember to unhook all your electric devices from the wall. You don’t want your house to burn down while you are gone. Likewise, make sure you don’t drive, fly, or sail on September 23rd.

For the sake of all those who will be left behind, don’t forget to clear out your refrigerator of all leftover food so that your house is not left littered with rotten food and the whole place stinks like a refuse dump. Leave keys to all your vehicle in the ignition and keep your garage door open. There are folks who’ll need to those fancy vehicles when you’ve been taken.

With respect to all the money you’ve got squirreled away in your various bank accounts all over the world – all saved up for the rainy day. Well, you may as well empty all the bank accounts. Of what use is all that money if there’s no going to be a rainy day anyways. Withdraw the money and keep them at home in an open place for the sake of the poor blokes who will be not among the raptured few.

Furthermore, make sure there’s nothing left unchecked on your bucket list, i.e., those things you’d like to do before you kick the bucket. For me, still unchecked on my bucket list is bungee jumping. As you can imagine, I’m on my way, as we speak, to a bungee jumping joint in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. I must make the bungee jumping dream come true before I get caught up in the skies to meet the Lord in next week’s Rapture.

One last thing, and this is very important. Don’t let the clock strike 12am Tuesday, 23rd of September, and you are not in Church. In fact, if I were you, I’ll remain in Church from today, Sunday, September 21st until Tuesday keeping an 24/7 vigil. There’s nothing more fitting than for the Rapture to meet you in Church praying.

Finally, if I don’t see you before Tuesday, 23rd of September, I look forward to running into you on the golden streets in Heaven. I’d liked nothing better than to discover that we are neighbors in Heaven and that your heavenly mansion is just a few houses down from mine.

Provided “prophet” Joshua is not just another nutcase doing what all lunatics do, Happy Rapture Day, friends!!! See you in the Eternal life on Tuesday!!!