HURRAY, THE BAT TIMES HAVE COME!!!

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Sworn in on Monday. Removed fuel subsidy the very same day – even before he finished saying, “So, help me God!” 

By Tuesday, petrol prices had jumped from N185 to an average of N500 per liter, and long queues, stretching for kilometers, are back at the petrol stations.

Nigerians are now living the dream. Welcome to the BAT times, people. Long may you live the reality of your error.

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