THE GERIATRIC MARAUDERS CONTEST

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You must be smoking something pretty strong, or simply deluded, to expect any of these moribund dotards to take Nigeria to the promise land. 

“The government you elect is the government you deserve.”

Nigeria, you are all screwed! Brace yourself for a turbulent next 8 years full of upheaval and turmoil like you’ve never seen before.

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