13 AUGUST 2021: TRUMP'S REINSTATEMENT DAY SPEECH
My fellow MAGA Americans, we are back. All of you other people, listen up. Today is a wonderful day for the real Americans. This is the day all of us MAGAs have all been waiting for. It is the day all the good patriots who fought gallantly and died at the Capitol on January 6th and ever since, should be very proud of fighting the stolen election and demanding that your votes be counted. Today, is the best day in American history. It is the greatest day the world has ever seen. This is the day the Big Lie is exposed for what it is, a BIG LIE.
After a crooked and rigged election that put mentally shot Sleepy Joe Biden in the Oval Office, we the real Americans are once again joined in a great national effort to take our country back from the invading cockroaches and hordes of infesting rats. The is a bad day for the bad hombres from Mexico and the criminals from Nigeria. We can now start to rebuild our country and restore its promise for all of our great people who have been badly treated by the lamestream media and the bad liberals.
As your president for life, I will determine for you the course of America, and the world, for many, many years to come. You will face challenges. You will confront hardships, they will say bad things about you, and spread fake news that you are white supremacist, but I will get the job done and drive these blacks and browns from our white land.
Every four years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power. But I was robbed of victory in the elections in November. Everybody knows that I won by a landslide. The fake news media like CNN and MSDNC know I won every state. I won Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. I even won New York and California, believe me. The failing New York Times and the dying Washington Post know very well that I won by 40 million votes. I won 120 million in popular votes, the largest vote in the history of voting. I won bigly, like you’ve never seen before.
But China rigged the election for crooked Biden. The votes were counted all the way in Italy. Hugo Chavez hacked the voting machines. My votes were switched to the other side. The server was hacked by Hunter Biden’s business partners. We took our case all the way to the Supreme Court. But the SCOTUS didn’t rule on the facts. It ruled on standing. The Justices of the Supreme Court lacked the courage and guts to do the right thing. They are a disgrace and should all be ashamed of themselves. On this my first day back in office, they are gone. An Executive Order disbanding the Supreme Court is waiting for me to sign. They are fired!
Today's ceremony of my reinstatement as POTUS, however, has very special meaning, because today we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another, or from one party to another, but we are taking back power from an illegitimate administration – which was not really an administration, it was run by Kamala – to a duly elected president of the United States.
Four years ago, a few members of my family, acolytes and hangers-on came to our nation's capital and reaped the rewards of government while you people gladly bore the cost. We showed you how to maximize power and you saw for yourself how we wielded the levers of power and exploited the prestige of the office to enrich ourselves and promote our personal businesses. Me and my children flourished and prospered, but many of you losers did not share in the wealth. My acolytes prospered, but you lost your jobs and COVID took your lives. Jared and Ivanka protected themselves, but you suckers watched in awe and admiration. Our victories have not been your victories. Our triumphs have not been your triumphs, and while we celebrated in our nation's capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land. But you love your favorite president, and you were happy that I made a lot of money off you.
Buckle up, people. Things are about to heat up. Starting right here and right now, this moment is your moment – it belongs to you. It belongs to everyone gathered here today, and everyone watching, all across America. This is your day to be reminded of how we made America great again. It is the day to watch and weep. This is your celebration, and this, the United States of America, is your country and me and family we will run it like we run Trump businesses – run it to the ground and declare bankruptcy. This is the day you invited us back to the White House to do more of what we did in the last 4 years.
So, to all Americans, in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, from ocean to ocean, hear these words. You will never be heard or seen again. My voice, my hopes, and my dreams will define the American destiny. And my courage and goodness and love, will forever guide you along the way. Me alone will make America strong again. Me alone will make America wealthy again. Me alone will make America proud again. Me alone will make America safe again. And yes, me alone will make America great again.
Thank you. God bless Trump. And God bless Trump. Thank you. God bless Trump.
---Adapted from Trump’s Speech Inauguration Speech, January 20, 2017---