OMG! MY COVID-19 VACCINE JAB EXPERIENCE

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By Wale Ojo-Lanre 

Honestly, I regretted listening and harkening to them all.
And I am putting out this article to warn others.
To call others to beware and be clinical about COVID-19 vaccine matter.
Had I known.
I don't know.
It was not my fault. 
But was it my fault? 
That I foolishly believed in them.
And stupidly listened to them.
That I patiently adhered to their admonitions.
And their sermons about the COVID-19 Vaccine.
They talked, and are still talking, about COVID-19 vaccine.
They preached, and are still preaching, about the COVID-19 vaccine.
Walahi, I was swayed by their overt and covert messages about the COVID-19 vaccine.
The only thing I did not do was to make myself a transmitter of their publicity stunt about the COVID 19 vaccine.
But I listened to them.
And don't blame me too.
Blame the fact that I love reading.
The fact that I belong to two professions – journalism and law which require from you a robust sense of critical thinking and agrarian inquisitiveness about any issue.
Which forces one to read and hold tenaciously to critical thinking.
Thus, I was enveloped by their messages about COVID- 19 vaccine.
I am telling you that had I know I should not have fallen into their preaching about COVID- 19 vaccine issues.
I swear I regret ever believing in them. 
And how did I know they are evil and sinisterly.
About their preachings and sermons about COVID-19 vaccine.
And as God would have it today.
All their evils sermons and talks about COVID-19 was unveiled today.
Yes, today, when one of the staff of the Ekiti State Ministry of Health, Mr Lawal, lured me to a COVID-19 Vaccination Centre, located at a mini- hall within the Ekiti State Ministry of Health and Social Services, Secretariat, Ado Ekiti.
To receive the first jab. 
With trepidation and fear.
I submitted myself to be jabbed.
Lo and behold! 
I was stunned.
That there was no chip being planted under my skin.
That, it is the same common syringe and some quantum of water from a bottle.
And surprised that the woman who vaccinated me did it so effortlessly and seamlessly that I did not feel it like I used to do whenever I took any injection.
And to my sadness, I felt no pains as I am using my left hand to hold this phone in typing this.
I never expected this memorable experience about the COVID-19 vaccine.
My expectation was of a horrible experience.
I expected to become a monster after the vaccine.
I expected to have a chip under my skin.
I urge you today.
Listen not to them.
Refused to be their transmitter.
Take your jab today.
And encourage others.
COVID-19 is good for you.

Signed 
Ambassador Wale Ojo-Lanre 
Senior Special Assistant to the Governor of Ekiti State on Tourism Development
Nigeria Team Leader and Chief Coordinator, Federation of World Culture And Arts Society, Singapore, FOWCAAS,
Goodwill Tourism Ambassador for The Republic of Cote D'Ivore in Nigeria 
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COVID-19 Jab. 
First Course 
Jabbed 
Certificated 
Today: 30: 6: 2021
Venue: COVID- 19 Vaccination Centre, Ekiti State Ministry of Health, Ekiti State, Ekiti State Secretariat, Ekiti State 
Experience: 
I was looking for a chip to be inserted under my skin. 
But surprised that it was a normal syringe and water 
Thought it would be painful 
But nay

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