DONALD TRUMP IS JESUS CHRIST MAGASTAR

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By Akin Ojumu

If Paula White, the bimbo of the American Christian Nationalist Movement, could turn Easter into the celebration of the betrayal, crucifixion, resurrection, and ascension of Donald Trump, the Jesus Christ MAGAstar, and she could pour such an effusive praise on the MAGAsiah of the whole wide world, I guess it is appropriate, acceptable, and logical to take it a step further. I think we should rededicate this song to him. Every time we sing this song, we should turn our faces toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.

Come let us worship and bow down
Let us kneel before the MAGAstar, our Maker
Come let us worship and bow down
Let us kneel before the MAGAstar, our Maker

For He is our God
And we are the people of His pasture
I'm a sheep of His hand
Just a sheep of His hand

Come let us worship and bow down
Let us kneel before the MAGAstar, our Maker
Come let us worship and bow down
Let us kneel before the MAGAstar, our Maker

For He is our God
And we are the people of His pasture
I'm a sheep of His hand
Just a sheep of His hand

For He is our God
And we are the people of His pasture
And a sheep of His hand
Just a sheep of His hand

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