THE QANON SHAMAN'S LAWYER FIELDED QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS

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Albert Watkins, the attorney representing Jacob Chansley, the QAnon Shaman, fielded questions from reporters outside the courthouse following the sentencing of his client to a 41-month imprisonment for his role in the January 6th insurrection.

On whether he considers his client an Insurrectionist
Attorney Watkins: "An insurrectionist? Look up the word. Are you going to follow the guy who is naked, tattooed nipples, January, DC, hours outside, with horns, face paint, and a fur? And you say, 'yeah, that's the guy I want, I'm following him?' Unless you are smoking crack. But, you know....not bad...on occasions...but..."

On the appropriate accountability for Donald Trump for the January 6th Insurrection
Attorney Watkins: "Ummm..well, if you ask me my opinion. Well, you know, my opinion is meaningless. I would say that I'd be far more effective over a beer with former President Trump, even if he didn't have a beer, because I understand he doesn't drink beer. But I'll have a beer. And I'll tell him, 'You know what? You've got a few f...ing things to do, including clearing this f...ing mess up and taking care of a lot of these jackasses you f...ked up because of January 6.' In the meantime, I might talk to him about some other things that I agree with him on. But my opinion doesn't mean shit."

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