THE UNALIENABLE RIGHT TO DIE
By Akin Ojumu
In the exercise of our God's given liberty, freedom, and freewill, as enunciated in the Declaration of Independence, we make the following proclamations:
Joe Biden cannot, and will not, tell us what to do with our lives.
We will not listen to what the Medical Science says.
Qualified Doctors do not have the qualification to dictate what’s best for our health.
Evident-Based Medicine is not enough evidence that we can accept.
We do not need bureaucrats telling us how to protect our families.
It’s not the government’s job to save us from ourselves.
We reject the nanny state's insistence on keeping us alive and well.
It’s our unalienable right to catch COVID.
Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome is our civic right to develop as free citizens.
We have the freedom to end up bedridden in the intensive care unit.
The government cannot deny us our liberty to get hooked up to mechanical ventilation.
They cannot take away our fundamental human rights to die.
We willingly embrace the pain and suffering of COVID infection.
We steadfastly refused to be bullied and shamed into taking the COVID vaccine.
Cow Dewormer is our preferred choice.
Horse Urine is all we want to drink.
We reject all forms of Bidenism.
We say no to fastidious Faucism.
We violently resist the beneficent Biomedical Security State.
We rebuff magnanimous Medical Totalitarianism
We shun the humane Healthcare Tyranny
We will not accept facetious Face Masks.
We fiercely reject the Fauci Ouchie.
Just leave us be and let the chips fall where they may.